Activities

• Stick Darl scored 92 on 18 holes at Jagare Ridge Golf Course.

  Discount? What discount just spent 40 dollars on duh duh duh Fuck Off I did it again and again again on balls.
  
  Wish Michele Quan graced me instead I got fucking Rectum Fucked Salle'd by Jamey

  Aug 26, 2026 Details
• Stick Darl scored 92 on 18 holes at Raven Crest Golf & Country Club.

  What is Golf. I know how to hit Straight Yankle Doodle Pulls And Ducky Fucky Hookies constantly now though
  
  Where did that grass go. Obliterated as I uncover earth digging to China

  

  Aug 27, 2026 Details
• Stick Darl scored 85 on 18 holes at Glendale Golf & Country Club.

  A special round without my loves. A lineup full of orders. Networking. Introducing myself as Jeff with Pemco an honor as people sign on the dotted lines. Entered into contracts. As Jeff with Pemco is raining down Birds. Eagles. In the Gray Heavens. Then ripping up Contracts as Nicks and Dubs come raining and howling down on me. All in all where are my loves???

  

  Aug 6, 2026 Details
• Stick Darl scored 84 on 18 holes at Edmonton Petroleum Golf & Country Club.

  Jul 31, 2026 Details
• Stick Darl scored 88 on 18 holes at The Ranch Golf & Country Club.

  Jul 1, 2026 Details

Honours

Break 100

Bronze Putter

Into the Wild

Short Stuff

3 Par Streak

Shutterbug

Break 90

4 Par Streak

Elevator skills

Vagabond

5 Par Streak

Marksman

Back to back birdies

Club Loyalist

Break 80

Vagabond 25

Eagle

6 Par Streak

Vagabond 50

Hole in One