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Stick Darl
scored 79 on 18 holes
at Whitetail Crossing Golf Club.
my skin smells like its burning....o wait it is burnt all over roasting smeltering. feet bleeding but everything you need to do to rebound from an aweful morning round. 4 sexy darls walking battling tanks being drained smelling like the westest of dicks. I stick scratching and clawing my way back into liver leech. i am going to fuck bearded bad with the good ol fuck off and then give myself a good suckofffff. Do they have carts at Tobiano?
Jul 8, 2019 Details -
Original Darl
scored 83 on 18 holes
at Whitetail Crossing Golf Club.
I fucking love you guys. Wow what a round, tank is leaking and I smell like 3 day old wet dick but FUCK YESSSSSSSS 80S BABAAAAYYYY!!!!!
Jul 8, 2019 Details -
Original Darl
scored 91 on 18 holes
at Whitetail Crossing Golf Club.
Just a bunch of wet dick. Fucking blew it again. Now blow me.
Jul 8, 2019 Details -
Bearded Darl
scored 86 on 18 holes
at Whitetail Crossing Golf Club.
Smells like wet dick out here. Cant take a cart out cuz the grass is laced with wet dick puddles so we walk. Ankle deep in dick water. Mybfeet are soaked to the bone with aquatic cock. Lets play another. Im not H2O schlonged enough.
Jul 8, 2019 Details -
Stick Darl
scored 94 on 18 holes
at Whitetail Crossing Golf Club.
i have spotted a three eyed raven. three holes in its meant to be. putting like a fucking idiot. the raven for told my future and said keep on track and battle through this wet heavy marsh land and you will still battle for 70s but maybe shoot 81. report after round...GONNA KILL YOU YOU LITTLE FUCK YOU LIED TO MEEE...does that mean it was darl?
Jul 8, 2019 Details
