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Recent Rounds
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Original Darl
scored 101 on 18 holes
at Jagare Ridge Golf Course.
Hurt and exhausted but saw a Dino and HE LOOKS GOOOOOOD
May 6, 2019 Details -
Stick Darl
scored 85 on 18 holes
at Jagare Ridge Golf Course.
from freeezing rounds to justba calm serene 1 layer round. must of been the emergence of blue suede dino. all in all GET ME SOME FUCKING FOOD I AM STARVINGGGGGGG....im good though dino and sloth havr no shot against a chargijg rhino and a swift leg kick to the jaw by a giraffe.
Wings, thai bites and great white north what a feassssst
May 6, 2019 Details -
Bearded Darl
scored 98 on 18 holes
at Jagare Ridge Golf Course.
We charged with honor against the white walker hordes. Only 1 of us survived. The young prince whorode up from Kings Landing to fight at Winterfell. I took an arrow right to the plums. Suck me the fuck off you faggots. Blow my load all over your jaw with such force its disconnected from the cheek bone. Just let me pull this bolt outta my sack first. Used a perfect suck me token on this fuck head too. Haha
Apr 28, 2019 Details -
Original Darl
scored 91 on 18 holes
at Jagare Ridge Golf Course.
Drove through ice hell to get here just to golf with 2 absolutely beautiful Darling loves. Was it worth it? Absofuckinglutly. Ball striking on point, putter awaken from its winter slumber but driver nearly tossed into the eye or sauron. Snow man start to snow man crash to double snow man finish. Call me Lindros and concuss my anus. Ahahaha I love golf!!!
Apr 28, 2019 Details
