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Recent Rounds
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Original Darl
scored 96 on 18 holes
at Goose Hummock Golf Resort.
Darl we golfing today? Fuck no I'm out I don't want anything to do with golf don't ever ask me to fucking golf ever a-fucking-gain. 6 hours later. Wow it's nice out. Darl wanna golf? Fuck ya I'm in let's gogogogogogogo. Fuck am I glad we went what a glorious day for 1 layer golf.
May 9, 2019 Details -
Stick Darl
scored 82 on 18 holes
at Goose Hummock Golf Resort.
scorching outside 1 layer and shorts. no fucking tin built around just semis on highway blasting horn trying to get into head. wont work. dialed. but blew it. getting hot at the right time before jugg and app. need to shit bad.. easy 70s slipped away but my bad is good. gonna hammer that dino square in the jaw. wrastle a sloth and punt it. ride a rhino and get sucked off
May 9, 2019 Details
