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Recent Rounds
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Original Darl
scored 96 on 18 holes
at Goose Hummock Golf Resort.
This was the moment when it all became not worth it. The moment when I realized this would be my view for the next 3.5 hours. What an idiot.
May 24, 2020 Details -
Bearded Darl
scored 83 on 18 holes
at Goose Hummock Golf Resort.
Tired and hurt. Fat and smelly. Sore and weak. Old, burnt, drunk, high. I love today. Especially earlier. My pic saos it all.
May 24, 2020 Details -
Stick Darl
scored 102 on 18 holes
at Goose Hummock Golf Resort.
what a glorious fucking day out there and my god did i ever BLOWWWW IT. sure im tired, im drunk, bodies fucked cant move but im not listing excuses im just telling you how bad i am. When i asked for help and water i didnt mean skull amd shank it into the lake. when i said im thirsty im cummin goose i didnt i cant hit a club more then 100yds in shear weakness. thats gay shit and i am that so it actually all works out.
brass tax what a perfect day, love my darlings see you in jugg app i am coming in with MJ mentality. you can very well call today sticks "last dance" because i just dug myself a grave and im going to go lie in it
Whens bed time?
May 24, 2020 Details -
Bearded Darl
scored 85 on 18 holes
at Goose Hummock Golf Resort.
1 guy shitting alot. 1 guy all nighter pale and sick. Me just fat and gross. My liver hurts.
May 24, 2020 Details -
Original Darl
scored 103 on 18 holes
at Goose Hummock Golf Resort.
Diarrhea. That's all I can say. Just straight up diarrhea. Played 3 holes ahead to have enough time to run to the clubhouse and piss out of my ass for 10 min. Good par on 18 tho, don't step in my squirts.
May 24, 2020 Details
