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Stick Darl
scored 92 on 18 holes
at Eagle Rock Golf Course.
Perfect start. Feeling best swing l. Hit anything i want to and then just straight to be a fucking idiot. ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THAT. Let my medium dawg out and just fucking ran on the ground followed by the big dawg all of a sudden. Signs everywhere that two darls should shoot 70s and shot a fucking 92 areeee youu kiddingg me. Stuck in a cob web of fucking balls flying da da da or left for 65 percent of the round FUCK OFF
May 13, 2017 Details -
Bearded Darl
scored 89 on 18 holes
at Eagle Rock Golf Course.
Ohhhhh so thats what not winter feels like. I hate where I live. Really hate it. Gotta go. Babys crying. Sorry.
May 6, 2017 Details -
Original Darl
scored 98 on 18 holes
at Eagle Rock Golf Course.
My leggggggssss are on firrrrrrrreeeeee just wanna dip em in a pail of water. Had nothing left by hole 14 just a sack of meat wandering around a golf course with no purpose.
May 6, 2017 Details -
Stick Darl
scored 87 on 18 holes
at Eagle Rock Golf Course.
iii canttttttt feeeeeel my fucking leggssss. Heat strokeeee fucking blewwww it againnn LETS GOOOO GET KE A SLURPPEEE BABY AND SUCK ME OFF
May 6, 2017 Details -
Original Darl
scored 106 on 18 holes
at Eagle Rock Golf Course.
IF THE FORECAST WAS FOR SUN AND SERENITY +13 THEN WHY IS MY BAG COVERED IN SNOW WTF!!!! Saw a goose on a roof though, that was cool.
Apr 29, 2017 Details -
Stick Darl
scored 103 on 18 holes
at Eagle Rock Golf Course.
IM SOOOO WET AND COLDDDD. what the ffuck let it be warm alreadym supposed to be plus 13 and sunny. Got rained on, hailed on. Reading the book of excuses and it says to blame the stupid weather man. GET ME SOME.HOT COFFEE BAILEYS ANDNA SAUNA........nice to golf.again
Apr 29, 2017 Details
